September 19
BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST ANAL, BEGS FOR ATTENTION, WANTS TO BE TALKED ABOUT AND I WILL GRANT YOU JUST THAT. And for that, you will buy me something for my birthday from down-under and fly home just in time for my big day. I will update you on what I’d like. But for now, do start saving some aussie dollars. Okay, I won’t be such a bitch and alert you on a gentle reminder that you are being missed by Miss Pang-Seh-Alot. I promise you a better friend when you come home. Another gentle reminder, don’t eat too much. I realise aussie makes my friends twice the size when they come home. “It’s easy to get fat, but hard to lose the fat.” Miss and love you, daryl-toes-for-fingers.

BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST ANAL, BEGS FOR ATTENTION, WANTS TO BE TALKED ABOUT AND I WILL GRANT YOU JUST THAT.

And for that, you will buy me something for my birthday from down-under and fly home just in time for my big day. I will update you on what I’d like. But for now, do start saving some aussie dollars. Okay, I won’t be such a bitch and alert you on a gentle reminder that you are being missed by Miss Pang-Seh-Alot. I promise you a better friend when you come home. Another gentle reminder, don’t eat too much. I realise aussie makes my friends twice the size when they come home. “It’s easy to get fat, but hard to lose the fat.” Miss and love you, daryl-toes-for-fingers.